John Beuhler (born Sliddy McPumpernickel Balls) was born to a goat farmer and a goat farmer groupie. On the day of his birth he was promptly sold, to a comedy club in India, for show tickets and bottle of silver polish.
From living in the coatroom of an Indian comedy club till the age of 24, John learned quickly the skills of the stand-up, and also some light snake charming. Later on in life, after being thrown out of the Wu-Tang Clan for being too “moody”.
John tried to support himself by selling decorative potholders and jewelry made from obsolete orthodontic equipment. That must have been a fun afternoon. Does he ever see anything through?